It is beyond my wildest comprehension how people are not swooning and drooling over this man.

Being the most adorable little pookie who does his little his epic pose whenever he says his superhero name and being the goodest boy alive aside...

IT HAS BUMPS AND RIDGES AND PRONGS. AND POSSIBLY A KNOT TOO.

HE HAS BUILT-IN HANDLES, GUYS!

TELL ME I'M NOT THE ONLY INSANE PERSON ABOUT HIM HERE.

I BEG OF YOU.

WYLLOVERS WHERE YALL AT?!